"In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Will Rogers on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Will Rogers on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Will Rogers on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Will Rogers on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Will Rogers on C. S. Lewis
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."