"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Will Rogers on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Will Rogers on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Will Rogers on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Will Rogers on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Will Rogers on Abraham Lincoln
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."