"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Will Rogers on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Will Rogers on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Will Rogers on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Will Rogers on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Will Rogers on Abraham Lincoln
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."