"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Will Rogers on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Will Rogers on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Will Rogers on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Will Rogers on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Will Rogers on Helen Keller
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."