"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Will Rogers on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Will Rogers on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Will Rogers on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Will Rogers on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Will Rogers on George Bernard Shaw
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."