"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."Will Rogers on Maya Angelou
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."Will Rogers on Albert Einstein
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."Will Rogers on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."Will Rogers on Mahatma Gandhi
"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."Will Rogers on Earl Nightingale
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."