"One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."William Feather on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."William Feather on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."William Feather on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."William Feather on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."William Feather on Elbert Hubbard
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."
"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."
"Women lie about their age men lie about their income."
"That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally."
"The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon."