"I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."William H. Macy on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."William H. Macy on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."William H. Macy on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."William H. Macy on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."William H. Macy on Josh Billings
"When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer house and a car that I could put in a garage. That's something for a stage actor."
"Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good."
"I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams."