"Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."William Hazlitt on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."William Hazlitt on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."William Hazlitt on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."William Hazlitt on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."William Hazlitt on Benjamin Franklin
"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."
"Love turns, with a little indulgence, to indifference or disgust hatred alone is immortal."
"Rules and models destroy genius and art."
"The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much."
"Cunning is the art of concealing our own defects, and discovering other people's weaknesses."