"So if you're a robot and you're living on this planet, you can do things that you can't do in real life - things that you wished you could do: like fly like have a car that flies like have furniture that is alive."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."William Joyce on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."William Joyce on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."William Joyce on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."William Joyce on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."William Joyce on Steven Wright