"You need to be silly to be funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."William Shatner on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."William Shatner on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."William Shatner on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."William Shatner on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."William Shatner on Elbert Hubbard
"Writing is truly a creative art - putting word to a blank piece of paper and ending up with a full-fledged story rife with character and plot."
"Every piece of entertainment is made with the idea that 'This is going to be terrific' and 'This is the best thing I've ever done' and then it hits the public and then the public tells you whether it's good or bad."
"You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is going to happen."
"Although I'm a business major out of McGill University, I know nothing... but then I found out much later in life, nobody knows anything."
"No, I don't regret anything at this point. That may change on the next phone call, but at the moment I don't regret anything."