"The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."Wilson Mizner on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Experience is not what happens to you it's what you do with what happens to you."Wilson Mizner on Aldous Huxley
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."Wilson Mizner on Audrey Hepburn
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest."Wilson Mizner on Confucius
"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."Wilson Mizner on Michael Jordan
"All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long."
"Art is science made clear."
"It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found."
"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."