"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Winston Churchill on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Winston Churchill on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Winston Churchill on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Winston Churchill on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Winston Churchill on Elbert Hubbard
"We shape our buildings thereafter they shape us."
"Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse."
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
"It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary."