"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Woody Allen on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Woody Allen on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Woody Allen on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Woody Allen on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Woody Allen on Maya Angelou
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"