"I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!"
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Woody Allen on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Woody Allen on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Woody Allen on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Woody Allen on Winston Churchill
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"