"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."Woody Allen on Jimi Hendrix
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."Woody Allen on Mahatma Gandhi
"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other."Woody Allen on Mother Teresa
"I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word."Woody Allen on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one."Woody Allen on John Lennon
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"