"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Woody Allen on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Woody Allen on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Woody Allen on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Woody Allen on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Woody Allen on Benjamin Franklin
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"