"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Woody Allen on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Woody Allen on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Woody Allen on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Woody Allen on Mark Twain
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"