"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced."Woody Allen on Vincent Van Gogh
"The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person."Woody Allen on Abraham Lincoln
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."Woody Allen on Aristotle
"A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament."Woody Allen on Oscar Wilde
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"Marriage is the death of hope."