"Marriage is the death of hope."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Woody Allen on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Woody Allen on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Woody Allen on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Woody Allen on Dalai Lama
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"