"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Woody Allen on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Woody Allen on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Woody Allen on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Woody Allen on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Woody Allen on C. S. Lewis
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"