"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Woody Allen on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Woody Allen on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Woody Allen on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Woody Allen on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Woody Allen on George Bernard Shaw
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"