"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."Woody Allen on Bill Cosby
"Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success."Woody Allen on Swami Vivekananda
"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it."Woody Allen on Bruce Lee
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."Woody Allen on David Brinkley
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."Woody Allen on Winston Churchill
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"