"Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Yeardley Smith on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Yeardley Smith on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Yeardley Smith on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Yeardley Smith on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Yeardley Smith on Henry David Thoreau
"Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."