"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Yogi Berra on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Yogi Berra on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Yogi Berra on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Yogi Berra on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Yogi Berra on Elbert Hubbard
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"I never said most of the things I said."
"I don't mean to be funny."
"The future ain't what it used to be."