"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Yogi Berra on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Yogi Berra on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Yogi Berra on Ronald Reagan
"Beware the hobby that eats."Yogi Berra on Benjamin Franklin
"It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings."Yogi Berra on Kurt Cobain
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"I never said most of the things I said."
"I don't mean to be funny."
"The future ain't what it used to be."