"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Yogi Berra on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Yogi Berra on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Yogi Berra on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Yogi Berra on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Yogi Berra on Henry David Thoreau
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"I never said most of the things I said."
"I don't mean to be funny."