"We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Yuan T. Lee on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Yuan T. Lee on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Yuan T. Lee on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Yuan T. Lee on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Yuan T. Lee on Steven Wright