"We are very puritan in America. We still hold true to these really antiquated values, this idea of the sanctity of marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Zoe Lister-Jones on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Zoe Lister-Jones on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Zoe Lister-Jones on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Zoe Lister-Jones on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Zoe Lister-Jones on James C. Dobson
"Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'"
"In my view, relationship movies never get old because humanity will never not be confounded by their relationships."
"The secret to a long-lasting relationship is perpetually imagining the worst. It's a world view tracing back to my Eastern European ancestry and one I draw upon regularly."