09:30 21 October 2006
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen has branded Madonna "mutton dressed as spam".
The British TV presenter has slammed the 'Hung Up' singer saying she looks like she is 78 - not her real age of 48.
Laurence revealed to Britain's OK! magazine: "She looks as if she's made of pipe cleaners. I know it's a remarkable achievement for a woman of 78 to still be that bendy. Its not really mutton dressed as lamb with her, more mutton dressed as spam in spandex."
The outlandishly dressed interior designer also thinks Madonna is trying to stay youthful for her husband, director Guy Ritchie - who is ten years her junior.
Laurence added: "I find her ridiculous, but she does have a young husband so she's obviously trying to keep up with him."
This week Madonna and Guy adopted a 13-month-old Malawian boy.
David Banda flew into London, accompanied by a nanny and Madonna's bodyguards, on Tuesday (17.10.06) to be united with his new family.
The baby boy will take Guy's surname and Madonna's maiden name as one of his middle name. His full title will be David Banda Mwale Ciccone Ritchie.
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