Famous Quotes
"Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window."
More quotes about Medical
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"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical -
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical -
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical -
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical -
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical
More quotes by Bill Maher
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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
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"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."
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"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
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"Men are only as loyal as their options."
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"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."