Which Desperate Housewife are you?

As the group of mischievous housewives comes back to TV screens for more suburban scandal, discover which 'Desperate Housewife' you most resemble.

Do you lead a life of quiet desperation or one of noisy fulfillment? Do you love your duster more than your children or lust after your gardener rather than your husband?

Take the test if you would find life on Wisteria Lane complete bliss or if it would all prove too much?