it's an internet thing! est 1999
Letters for Santa written 75 years ago were found; the writer, a little girl, asked for a box of crayons, scissors, a hymn book, and a dolly's case.
Well mannered Jonas Monroy walked into hospital with scissors lodged in his skull and calmly said 'I have a small problem.'
Believe it or not, there is a 'science' on how you can win the 'random' game of rock-paper-scissors… well, almost.