Stu and Michelle get even closer
Like Helen and Paul before them, Stuart and Michelle are turning their thoughts to what they will be doing when they are free of the camera's all seei
17:29 06 July 2004
Like Helen and Paul before them, Stuart and Michelle are turning their thoughts to what they will be doing when they are free of the camera's all seeing eye.
In the last two days the pair have become closer than ever before.
Last night, amongst somewhat frenetic press-ups, our Stu admitted that he was properly going out (while staying in) with the Geordie stunner.
"So... you and Michelle, boyfriend and girlfriend? Just good friends?" asked Victor.
"Boyfriend and girlfriend," replied the long-haired student.
And last night, after a bust up with Becki, Michelle took refuge in her chicken's arms - not to mention bed - for hours on end, while the Big Brother microphones relayed snippets of conversation like: "Did you notice how I got the bra off with no hands?" and "You are so not gonna."
Whiling away the afternoon the pair turned their thoughts to the naughtiness that would ensue when they left the house.
After spotting a plane (without a message this time) Michelle pointed out that in a matter of weeks the pair could be sitting in one - bound for some exotic location.
"It's gonna be action satisfaction when we get out of here innit!" Stu beamed.
In fact it seems not even the authoritarian influences of Big Brother himself are enough to stop this pair not-quite getting it on.
During their primary-school task both of the undercover lovers were handed out punishments for locking lips in school time.
"It's not the school you're letting down; it's yourself," the fictional headmaster told Stuart, before sending him to the corner.
Michelle was asked to write out "I must not snog boys," 100 times on the blackboard.