The top 10 wittiest men in Britain
7. Noel Coward
The Oscar winning playwright and filmmaker even has a witty description of wit under his belt: "Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade."
Another of his other classics is: "Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love."
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