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Quotes by Jay London
- I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
- I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
- I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
- I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
- It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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