They say money doesnt buy you happiness - but X Factor judge Simon Cowell just doesnt care.
There's only one thing he wants, he told the Mirror - "more money".
"If it could pour on me every day like a shower, I would lie in that shower for hours. I'm very motivated by money. I just love it."
He's equally sure of what he doesnt want - marriage or children.
He told girlfriend Terri Seymour "to buy a terrapin because they can be affectionate and we'll have a little pet".
You're tact personified, Simon.
"It didn't go down well," he admitted.
Still, at least Simon's mum knows the score.
"She once hoped I would marry and have a family," he said.
"Every mother wants to see her son happy.
"But I am quite happy. The only thing that would make me happier is more money."
