When Seagal took a flying kick into blues rock, he did it brandishing lead guitar and vocals as his weapons of choice. His sequel to 'Songs from the Crystal Cave' boasts such masterpieces as 'Talk to My Ass' and 'Dust My Broom'. The competition is naturally dead in the water.
Success rating: It's five out of five (on the cheese scale) for the blues rocker!
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