The top 10 wittiest men in Britain
4. Jeremy Clarkson
The motormouth has been adored and criticised in equal measure by the public. Some of the 'Top Gear' host's finest words include:
"85p for a plastic bottle of Coke? I thought they stopped using cocaine as one of the ingredients." The fast driver also highlights the apparent danger of his actions by saying that "speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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